Am I the last person to learn about fidget spinners?
I like to think I am abreast of the times as I read the newspaper (at least the headlines) and catch the highlights of newscasts.
But this latest craze somehow escaped my detection.
I know a new version of the smartphone is just around the corner, although I don’t really understand what a smartphone does.
I am delighted to live in this technology era, even if much of it is beyond my comprehension. How do they come up with these things? To think that there is a need for so many items is a source of wonder to me.
I’m not quite on a par with the person who saw a Thermos bottle for the first time. When told it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold, he asked, “How does it know?”
Youth takes all this gadgetry in stride. While I am not exactly of the horse-and-buggy era, I have seen so many modern improvements, it never ceases to amaze me what the human mind can dream up.
A writer recently said, (and I quote), ”I must have spent the last month in a cave 500 miles from the nearest child.”
Granted, I am surrounded by elderly people my own age and considered out of the mainstream of life, but they are erudite retired college professors, teachers and people who still lead active lives.
We have kept up on some of the technological inventions such as computers, iPads, cellphones, etc.
We are part of the generation who fought wars, built factories and highways when the horse-and-buggy days ended, and there was a need for better highways and other improvements that are taken for granted now.
We may not fully understand a lot of the devices we use and appreciate.
But fidget spinners? Come on! What happened to just twiddling our thumbs?
Please bear in mind that this was written by an elderly female curmudgeon who thought they’d never improve on the Edison phonograph. (Just kidding, of course)
Bring on the new smartphone. I’ll be first in line to buy one if it will screen all telemarketing, surveys and other nuisance calls.
Is anyone working on ridding us of all the bleeping commercials on television and radio besides the mute button? That would be real progress.